A real son

A father walks by this son's bedroom and stops. He heard him say, " God bless Mommy, Daddy and Grandma. Ta Ta Grandpa."
The father did not know what the boy meant but he was glad his son was praying.

The next day he found Grandpa died. That night he went to his sons room and heard his son praying,
" God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta Ta Grandma."

The dad was scared but waited till morning. And sure enough Grandma was died.
That night he went his sons room again and heard him praying, "God bless Mommy. Ta Ta Daddy."

The Dad way really scared. He didn't sleep all night. In the morning he went to the doctor to check him.
When he came home he saw his wife. His wife said,
" Thank God you're here, Honey!!! we found the Milkman dead on the front porch this morning!!"

Mother and father relationship

A woman takes her 4 year old son in for his yearly well child visit to The doctor.

The doctor asks the little boy, "Do you know your name?"

He tells her, "Yes my name is Johnny."

"And Johnny, do you know your mom's name?"

"Yes her name is Mommy," said little Johnny.

"And what is Mommy's real name?"

And little Johnny says, "it's Tammy."

"That is great," the doctor told Johnny.

Then the doctor asked, "And what is your daddy's name?"

Little johnny said, "it is daddy."

Finally the doctor asked, "And what does mommy call him?"

little Johnny looked up innocently and replied, "Asshole."